At 31 years old, self-help writer Lisa Cleary experienced a tumultuous breakup, two unexpected moves, and a mass layoff all in three months. She bypasses the “get-happy-now” approach to share her awkward, messy meltdown from the perspective of a never-married female and everyone’s go-to bridesmaid. Cleary’s hilarious portrayal of getting over the toxic milestone mentality at her age will help you get over your breakup — and then over yourself.